Thursday, May 2, 2013

Public Accounting Hazing

Fixed Asset Testing
I need you to go test the coy pond in the lobby. The fish will swim around, but you need to count exactly how many fish there are in the tank, and make an assessment of any impairment the client should book against the fish. Do they look malnourished or sick? Are they too fat? Each healthy fish is worth approximately $200. So put together a Coy Pond Fixed Asset schedule, and also try to prepare an impairment checklist that we can roll forward to improve the efficiency of the testing for next year. Thanks.

Please go verify the existence of the parking spaces in the lot downstairs. We need a count of how many spaces there are for our depreciation schedule. Thanks

The un-footable schedule
Have the staff/intern/general office bitch try to re-foot a hard copy schedule that doesn't actually foot. They will spend hours doing manual data entry into excel, and checking and rechecking their input to make sure they didn't mess it up. This is a humorous and cruel prank.


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